爆笑的中國式英語

　　give me take down!給我拿下

　　WATCH SISTER 表妹

　　your grandma''s bear你奶奶個熊

　　yellow fly red黃飛鴻

　　red face know to me紅顏知己

　　American Chinese not enough美中不足

　　pig wood wolf house bee!珠慕朗瑪峰

　　You really have two down sons你真有兩下子

　　round son egg原子彈

　　chicken gun ice機槍兵

　　water *** poplar flower水性楊花

　　How are you? 怎么是你？

　　How old are you? 怎么老是你？

　　go and look!走著瞧

　　good good study,day day up好好學習天天向上

　　No Mao ze dong ,no new china沒有毛澤東沒有新中國

　　go a head! 去個頭！

　　People mountain peole sea!人山人海

　　give you some color see see!!給你點顏色看看

　　no three no four 不三不四

　　no money no women no good（哈，這是誰說的）

　　we two who and who？我們倆誰跟誰

　　dog day''s狗日的

　　poor light egg窮光蛋

　　if you tiger me ,i will mountain you如果你唬我我就煽你

　　you don''t bird me,I don''t bird you你不鳥我我也不鳥你

　　full clear ten big cool punishment滿清十大酷刑

　　love his mother who who who愛他媽誰誰誰

　　KILL ONE POLICE HUNDRED殺一警百

　　i s h i t love you我便愛上了你

　　banana fish相交于

　　f u c k do system操作系統

　　horse horse tiger tiger馬馬虎虎

　　fish yes于是

　　your grandma''s legs你奶奶個腿

　　King eight egg***

　　5 talks, 4 beauties & 3 loves五講四美三熱愛